jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

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Screenshot of a part of the original thefacebook.com masthead.

Screenshot of a part of the original thefacebook.com masthead.

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residuetheory:

gaydtr:

this is the funniest fucking interview i have ever seen

i am crying this is everything

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Tags: jenny slate

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patternofdefiance:

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from reading fanfiction, it’s that clear communication will save you at least three chapters of angst.

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shervinfoto:

I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant

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"I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me."

— Joshua Graham (via sunshine-and-liberty)

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